George
Crocker’s Facebook Adventure
an addendum to Travels with Georgie, parts 1-4
These posts were created between October 6 and
November 20, 2010
October 6, 2010 ·
George Crocker
December 13, 2012
The Greatest Day of My
Life! Signing with Bogota. Dude, I, George Crocker, still got it
George Crocker
December
21, 2012
I love this game. Don't fear fans! It's coming. I'm feeling it.
I won't strikeout forever.
George Crocker
December
23, 2012
Man I just met the most amazing woman: Georgiana. She is a
Baseball Goddess. She taught me more about baseball than I've learned in 20
years of playing. I never knew there was a short cut to 3rd base.
George Crocker
December
25, 2012
Feliz Navidad Amigos! I know you're dying to meet Georgiana, so
I'm posting a pick for you. You'll understand when I say... I've found my
second love!
Comments
George Crocker AH, my Georgiana
George Crocker
December
26, 2012
WOW! What a holiday. Georgiana took me to the beach at
Buenaventura and we played baseball on the beach. She's just too wild, Dudes.
You should see her handle the high, hard one.
Comments
George Crocker Georgiana is really getting my stroke back on track. By far the
best hitting coach I've ever had. Just look how she handles the stick!
George Crocker
December
27, 2012
The team told me I can earn extra greenbacks making appearances
through out the league! I'm. like, totally stoked for that. They said I'll get
a chance when we go to Rio and again when we go to Cabo. Cabo Wabo, Baby!
George Crocker
December
28, 2012
Lima comes to town today. The guys on the team tell me they
really suck. Georgiana tells me their starter today, Zima or whatever his name
is, likes to hang his curve out over the plate. Lay one in Zinc Man, I, George
Crocker, will take you yard!
George Crocker
December
28, 2012
WHOO HOOO, I told you George Crocker still had it. I was Da Man
today. It just took me a few days to get in the groove. That's what Georgiana
said. She is wonderful. Have I told you that? 3-3 today with a Jack. I tell
you, George Crocker is BACK!!
George Crocker
December
29, 2012
Tim Tanton on the mound today. Yesterday we started, today we
continue the push! No stopping us now, Baby! Hey Marky... Come on down, we need
a new broadcaster!
George Crocker
December
29, 2012
I love the pregame regimen here. They have the best tea.
Soothing. Invigorating. Stimulating. Mmmmmm....
George Crocker
December
29, 2012
Man Alive, that Tanton throws a straight fastball. Reminds me of
that Mosley guy with the F'Heads. Knocked him silly is what I did, Yes siree!
2-3 today! Georgiana has me rockin' and rollin' at the plate these days. We win
again. Look out World Baseball League, here comes the Caribs, Whoo Hooo!
George Crocker
December
29, 2012
Had the best dinner tonight! Georgiana took me to Bodega Marina,
in the Lago, and it was the Bomb Diggity! I had these gambos that were out of
this world. When the waiter found out that I was George Crocker, he bought us
dinner. Georgiana thinks she's found a small hitch in my swing. Look out Lima!
Comments
George Crocker Great seafood here, especially the shrimp. Some great rum drinks
too. A guy could get seriously wasted in this town
George Crocker
December
30, 2012
Drats, rained out today, just as I was getting on a roll. Off to
Rio tomorrow for our series with the Amazons. I'm trying to figure out how we
play a team of girls? They're a game ahead of us in the standings. How can they
be that good, throwing the ball like a bunch of girls.
George Crocker
December
30, 2012
Georgiana tells me she has friends in Rio who'll show us a good
time. I hope to catch up with 'El Chupacabra' and have a brew or two.
George Crocker
December
31, 2012
Big party tonight after the game. One of my 'Appearances'
that'll earn me more coin. I hope they like the gift the Boss sent me with.
Georgiana has a real HOT gown for the fete
George Crocker
December
31, 2012
Georgie Crocker 'tis da Man... Whoo Hooo... What a game! Brian
Coeyman pitched a gem for us today - 3 hit shut out of those big Amazon bats,
who by the way are guys! Who ever heard of male Amazons. Odd. Drove in three
with my 2nd HR. Also doubled. Look forward to tonights BIG Party! Plus I get
paid to go!!! WHOO HOOO. Georgiana's looking sooo hot!
George Crocker
December
31, 2012
DOGS! You can't even believe where I am tonight! This place is
CA-Razy! I don't know who lives here - drug lords or something? (whispers - I
probably shouldn't say that to loud) Any way at the beach of Joatinga in Sao
Conrado. Total Awesomeness that I, George Crocker find myself speechless. Gotta
find Georgiana.
Comments
George Crocker This pad was phenomenal. Art work on the walls the size of
elephants. Women with practically nothing on. I could live here. The sunrise as
the party was starting to wind down was awesome.
George Crocker
January
1, 2013
I've never seen so many crazy party people in my life. Champagne
flowing like no bodies business. Dude! and the girls? None as gorgeous as
Georgiana, but... hot... hot.... hot! Also lots of weird stuff floating around
making people act very oddly. They thought I was weird not trying any of their
funky tribal stuff, but Hey, I'm George Crocker, world-class athlete and I'm
not putting weird stuff in me. Especially if I can't pronounce it. Not sure how
we'll play that game this evening. It's like Mardi Gras down here.
Comments
George Crocker Georgiana at the party. Ain't she beautiful? Damn straight she
is, if my name ain't George Crocker, Which it is!
George Crocker
January
1, 2013
Great Party... Can't stop thinking about it. They were REALLY
happy to see me, and were also pleased with the gift I brought them form the
Boss; whatever it was. They thought things were so great they set up another
appearance for me in Montevideo. More moolah for George Crocker! Gotta love
this gig. Team looks weary as we get ready for tonights game. No BP tonight.
George Crocker
January
1, 2013
Rough night all around. struck out three times and missed an
easy fly ball that led to a couple of runs. Very Un-George Crocker-like. Still
we win as our big 1B Mouloud Daraja hit a two out 2B in the top of the 9th to
drive home the game winner. Tied with Rio now for third- Yeah Baby, Yeah! Off
to Uruguay for our next series. Things heating up - three games out of the
playoffs.
George Crocker
January
2, 2013
Montevideo, a hidden gem Boys and Girls. But Man, oh Man, my
head hurts! No idea how I played yesterday. Don't even remember what happened.
Georgiana is brewing up some of that delicious Coca tea. City looked very cool,
Dudes, when we arrived. Hitting their awesome beaches before the game with the
Wanderers. Cyrille Mazzocchi on the mound today; free agent from Paris with a
tough sinker.
Comments
George Crocker Downtown building - Love that tower. So.... sexy... Hee, Hee...
George Crocker
January
2, 2013
Beach was great for mind and soul as George Crocker is set for
our big game. Got to watch myself on these beaches as Georgiana don't like my
wandering eyes. She made some comment about my losing the ability to swing my stick.
Hell, I just got rolling this season! Eyes set straight ahead and on my lovely
Georgiana.
George Crocker
January
2, 2013
The Field of Wanderers, where Montevideo plays really smells -
right on the sea and the tide must have been out! Jude Pew is all I have to
say. And their starting pitcher Ricardo Burron was pretty stinky too; no Pedro
Barron was he. 5-1 tonight for the W, and George Crocker was back on track.
Only had a 1-3, but a two run double gave us the lead, so Whoo Hooo! Another
party appearance after tomorrow nights game.
George Crocker
January
3, 2013
Another rain out today - DANG! it rains a lot down here. Double
header tomorrow. They really love George Crocker in South America! Another
appearance gig and they shower me with love. Cool party pad, an old Polo ranch
- don't know where that Ralph Lauran guyy was, but they loved the gift the boss
sent. Not many people here, but very cool place, huge paintings. They said they
were Pickawesomes or something like that.
George Crocker
January
4, 2013
SWEEP BABY! Took care of business in game one with a taut 2-1
game. I didn't have my best game, 0-3, three ground balls to third. That kind
of sucked. But what can you do. I'll go 4-4 next time. Sat out the night cap,
which we won 5-4 in 10 innings. Passed Rio for third ALL BY OUR LONESOMES BABY!
2.5 behind Montreal. Any truth to the rumor that Alex Poirier is playing there
now.
George Crocker
January
4, 2013
Heading back to Bogota on an early morning flight for a series
with Athens. The Gods. Who calls themselves the Gods. That should be my nickname!
At least, that's what Georgiana says...
George Crocker
January
5, 2013
GADZOOKS! Gods indeed. I tell ya Boys and Girls. These guys have
a SS who's the second coming of Ice Cold. Sean Jose, jeepers creepers he is the
man. He hit 3 BOMBS off us tonight. I think they're all still in orbit. But,
Hey, Dudes, George Crocker made his best effort to track those puppies down.
Went flying over the fence. Nearly caught one. Needless to say we lost. All
cool, though. So did the Royals.
Comments
George Crocker AMAZING EFFORT! George Crocker Style!
George Crocker
January
5, 2013
Dudes, did I mention I had a few hits myself? Yep, Ole George
Crocker, 3-4, scored one, drove in one. Those PEBA-types are missing out! Bet
that new guy in K-Zoo is drooling over what I, George Crocker, brings to the
table! Hey Marky put a word in for me with Topham there in Aurora. They don't
need that kid Guao. Sign Me, George Crocker! Imagine Ice Cold, Chupacabra &
Me in that lineup. Rodriguez Cup Baby!
George Crocker
January
5, 2013
Bummer day, but had up beat dinner with the Boss. He's really
happy with how things going - on the field, and with the Appearances he's set
up for me. I'm happy too! The extra cash for showing up, delivering a package
to these big wigs who are all to happy to have Me, George Crocker, around. I
don't even think most of these guys know what baseball is! Dinner at Urbano Yo
Restaurante. Mm, Mm, Good. Coy a Naranja.
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Urbano Yo Restaurante
Restaurante ubicado en la Macarena. Bogotá-Colombia
George Crocker
January
6, 2013
Hit some of the sites in town before tonights game with Athens.
Georgiana took me to the Republic Bank Museo del Oro. All sorts of things made
of gold. Not quite sure why they called it the Republic Bank's museo or why
oro. I didn't see any oro. Where was the money? I'm thinking, This would be
Mark Gunter's kind of museo, money & all. Instead, masks cups, & idols?
I mean, like, who makes masks out of gold?
George Crocker
January
6, 2013
INCREDIBLE game tonight. 1-0. Dipak Yaksha pitched a gem,
holding the Gods to just 2 hits. Yours Truly went 0-3, but as you know it's all
about the team, & I, George Crocker, is all about the team. George Crocker
would rather see the team win than have a 3-3 night. My buddy in LF, Vitale Maffi
hit a solo shot in the 5th for the winner. Dipak threw a CG and man was the
crowd wild. Kept pace with Montreal.
George Crocker
January
7, 2013
That team from Athens may have been in 1st, but they are no
match for the Caribs! Took 2 of 3 this week from the Gods. We're Rollin' Baby!
1-3 today, had a stolen base and scored our first run. Things clickin' for
George Crocker. Can't wait to make that trip to Montreal and get back above the
Mason-Dixon line. Maybe you guys can meet me there. We can party like it's
2013!
George Crocker
January
8, 2013
Off day today. Think I'm just gonna stay in our apartment; YEP!
our apartment - Georgiana has moved in and it's like a cheeseburger in
paradise. Slice of heaven! Glad to have a day as the bat's feeling a bit heavy.
The Madrid Moors come to town tomorrow. Word is their pitching is tough.
George Crocker
January
9, 2013
Those Madrid pitchers were tough! Held ole George Crocker to an
0-4 with 3 Ks. Can you believe that? 3 Ks? Their bullpen was even more amazing.
Oh, well, as I, George Crocker, like to say, tomorrow's a brand new day!
George Crocker
January
10, 2013
The Moors may pitch well, but they sure can't hit! after
yesterday's 2-1 loss, we beat them today 2-1. Coeyman was great for 5 innings,
but the 'pen - Imai, Mathieu and Hennegan were better. George Crocker is in a
slump Dudes. 0-4 again, 2 Ks. Checking in early tomorrow for extra BP with
Georgiana.
George Crocker
January
11, 2013
Had the day off after a couple of tough games. Bummer! I was
feeling it this morning. Definitely had a 4-4 game in me today. Took a 3-0 W
from the Moors - poor saps, sitting in 7th place, but we've moved up to 1.5
back of Montreal. Oslo up next, and they're in first place. I hear those
Vikings are like a pack of rabbits. Not sure which kind? Jack or Peter?
·
Jeffrey Dudas to George Crocker
Happy birthday, I suppose, you dirty hippie!
George Crocker
January
12, 2013
Volkswagon Rabbits maybe. Hard to say. Other than a couple of
infield hits we didn't see much speed. Not much luck with the 1st place
Vikings. Lost 6-2, but I, George Crocker, drove in both runs with a 3B, my only
hit in four ABs. Lost ground to Montreal.
George Crocker
January
13, 2013
Had a nice morning looking at a few of the sights, especially La
Cathedral, but Oslo ran us ragged: extra base, after extra base. Lost 7-1, and
the beautiful morning didn't follow me to the plate - 0-4, with 3 Ks. PFFFFT....
George Crocker
January
13, 2013
Just got an email from the Topham's. Sunday's my birthday and we
begin a series in San Francisco against the Fog. Birthday party for George
Crocker with the other Bosses. I wonder where we'll go. We know they know that
town cold! I hope Marky-Mark can make it!
George Crocker
January
14, 2013
Sitting on plane at Bogota's airport, like, bummed out. Lost
again, 4-1, we got 2 hits - and none from Me, George Crocker. 0-3 today,
although I did walk and steal a base. Off to Frisco. I look forward to being
back in the States. Off day tomorrow. Shall see the sights. Man, now we're 3.5
games behind Montreal. WOW... Rough week.
George Crocker
January
15, 2013
Arrived in Frisco with the team and checked into the Fairmont
Hotel. Planning a fun day. Georgiana has never been before and her favorite
movie is, surprisingly, "Vertigo", so we're going on a Vertigo tour
of The City. That'll be fun. Too bad the restaurant in the movie - Frisco's
best one, Ernies, is closed! Pooh on that!
George Crocker
January
15, 2013
First stop, Fort Point, overlooking the crazy wind surfers
beneath the Golden Gate Bridge. Georgiana, she's so wacky, she walked to the
edge of the bay beside the Fort and jumped in. She tred water expecting Me,
George Crocker, to jump in after her, but do you know how cold that water is?
Freezing Dudes! Some cocky surfer dragged her out.
George Crocker
January
15, 2013
Stop-po Numero Two-o, Old Mission Dolores, the original outpost
of Frisco. Wandered the cemetery in the back looking for ghosts; that's what
Georgiana said we had to do. OBTW Boys and Girls, she's all dry now! Lots of
real old dead people in this place. I have no idea why they'd shoot a movie
here? Pretty boring. Maybe I should watch the movie some day!
George Crocker
January
15, 2013
Lunch at the Fairmont. DAMN! You should see the prices in this
place. Good thing I'm getting that extra appearance bonus money! Georgiana
loves this place and thinks this is the most beautiful city she's ever been to.
I told her she needs to see Kalamazoo! Nothing compares to K-Zoo!
George Crocker
January
15, 2013
Drove down towards Monterey to Mission San Juan Bautista. Cool
spot, although Georgiana wanted to jump out of the bell tower - she's acting
very odd today. Had tea at a small cafe called the Owls Nest, but a total
bummer Dudes, they don't serve Coca tea. Sure could use some right now!
George Crocker
January
15, 2013
TONGA... TONGA... TONGA... had a super cool dinner at the Tonga
Room at the Fairmont. Dancing and Mai Tai's and George Crocker looking like
Saturday Night Fever all over again! You should see Georgiana bust a move on
the dance floor.... Oh... La... LA! Tomorrow we take on the Fog and then dinner
with the Tophams. I understand there's going to be a whole gaggle of folks
there. Whoo Hooo!
George Crocker
January
16, 2013
WOW! What a dump the Fog play in. Frickin' crumbling like the
Roman Coliseum. No wonder this team is a middle of the pack team. 2-5 game with
a run scored in a 9-7 W. Gamali Numir pitched three shut out innings letting us
come back from a 7-2 deficit. Could have sworn I felt an earthquake during the
game.
George Crocker
January
17, 2013
GRRRREAT party last night. Glad we played a night game today.
Took it to the Fog in this one, 12-3. George Crocker himself swung the bat
pretty good today, 1-3 and a pair of walks. Scored a pair too. We go for the
sweep tomorrow and then on to Vancouver; Going Home! Can't wait to see the ole
gang out in Stanley Park. Taking Georgiana to my favorite restaurant. We're
trying not to look ahead to Montreal.
George Crocker
January
18, 2013
WHOO HOOO, THAT'S WHAT I'M TAKING ABOUT, BABY! Huge game from
Me, George Crocker as we hand Frisco their lunch 8-2. 3-4, but two... TWO Dongs
and 4 ribbies. I got it and I'm takin' it to the 'Couv for all to behold! We're
taking this wild card deal straight from Montreal... just wait and see. Only
back 1.5 as they lose to Washington. Chance to take lead before getting there.
George Crocker
January
19, 2013
Spent an unusually warm winters day in Stanley park before our
game today. The Orcas played us tough, a 4-2 win for us, but it took us 13
innings. I had a rough night, 1-4 with a K before I came out in a double
switch. That's OK... Wakie Jaja with the pinch-hit 2B to score two. Need the W
as Montreal beat Lisbon. Coeyman pitches tomorrow, so lets hope for a big start
George Crocker
January
20, 2013
Good thing they have this dome here, it's ugly outside. Almost
as ugly as the curve that Orca starter Wandy Sira was throwing. We were
tattooing that dookey. I sat out today's game, a 6-3 win that moves us half a
game behind the Royals. We're off after tomorrow as we head to Mont Real.
George Crocker
January
21, 2013
Egads! Where'd the bats go? We were 2 hit last night by
Christian Ledlie. But it's all cool, Montreal lost too. Sitting on the plane in
Vancouver waiting to take off. Been here for two hours. Some crazy stuff
happening. I told the pilot that I, George Crocker needed to go. He didn't
care. Imagine that.
George Crocker
January
23, 2013
Woke up this morning to see that it's snowing and -10 degrees
outside! Jinkys! I guess that old Olympic Stadium is good for something, eh? Double-header
today – KA-Razy!! The Royals lost, again, last night, so we're in a flat
footed, Mano-a-Mano battle for the wild card. This is why they brought George
Crocker to Bogota. I'm leading us to the Promise Land fans! WHOO HOOO!
George Crocker
January
23, 2013
Montreal beat up on us today in game 1, 5-1, dropping us a game
back with 14 left to play. I did have one hit, stole a base and scored the run,
so I did MY JOB! Geez, sometimes I wonder about this team. Their dedication,
their effort. Hmmph! No Worry. I, George Crocker, will kick them into gear
tomorrow. Good thing we're playing indoors - it's FREEZING outside!
George Crocker
January
23, 2013
Well, that lasted all of what, 18 hours? Back and forth in game
2, all night long. Their C Rheinhardt Braun homered in the bottom of the 8th to
take a 9-8 lead, but we came back with 3 in the 9th and won 11-9. Wacky, wacky.
30 hits in the game and can you believe not one from George Crocker? 0-6? 3 K?
What's that all about? Well, we tie them again and the rubber match is tomorrow
before heading back to Bogota.
George Crocker
January
23, 2013
BTW, Georgiana wanted me to tell you that she loves that they
speak French here. I'm confused. I thought they spoke Canadian. Kind of looney,
eh?
George Crocker
January
24, 2013
Went about town before tonight's game and visited the
l'Insectarium de Montréal. So Totally COOL! Dudes, I even saw this one bug that
seems to wander about our home back in Bogota. I have no clue what it is, but
they just Crawl about the Floor. Georgiana tells me it's nothing to worry
about. Safer than that bed bug infestation they had in NY back in 2010, I hear.
George Crocker
January
24, 2013
WE DID IT! Yep, I, George Crocker, has led the Caribs into a tie
for the wild card. We were like, what, 8 games out when I got here? WHOO HOOO!!
Tough game, 3-2. I don't like talking about personal achievements, as you know.
Left game in a double switch after 0-3 start. Next up, Riyadh at home, while
Montreal has a tough trip to Dublin.
George Crocker
January
24, 2013
We've got two days off for travel - weird how they do that in
this league; long distances and all I guess. Got permission to head to Aurora
first, to check out my house there before heading to Bogota. Georgiana's
excited to see it. I can't wait to introduce her to all the guys back home.
She's going to totally dig Cory and Slappy.
George Crocker
January
25, 2013
“No Recovery For Bears
Córdova, Retires: Claudio Córdova's baseball career is almost certainly
over according to his doctors. The 31-year-old Bakersfield Bears right fielder
was given the dreadful news after suffering a setback in his rehabilitation
from a a torn back muscle. A Bears team official, speaking unofficially, was
quoted by reporters as saying, "For all intents and purposes, his career
is over."
His lifetime stats show
Córdova has batted .291 and collected 939 hits, 62 home runs and 370 RBIs.”
George Crocker Just got this news while at the airport in Montreal. Bummer
Dude. I feel your pain! Good news for Aurora, this guy was TOUGH!
October 19, 2010 ·
George Crocker
January
25, 2013
GREAT! All the pipes are frozen. I forgot it gets cold in
Colorado. I hope we have none broke. Nice to be home though, it's been a while.
Super news: Georgiana loves the neighborhood - it is cool. Going to cruise by
Northern Lights Park and see if anyone's around, show her the place. Red eye
flight back to Bogota tonight.
George Crocker
January
26, 2013
DANG, that's a long flight. Totally wiped! Nothing lonelier than
the Bogota airport at 3 in the morning. Sleeping late today, maybe brunch at
this cafe near the apartment. Got word that Montreal lost to Lisbon! Half game
up. Yeah, Baby!
George Crocker
January
27, 2013
Fans came out in droves tonight but those Camels knocked us down
tonight 2-0. Not the best of nights for Me, George Crocker. Had a sombrero as I
went 1-4. Scorched at duck snort for my lone hit. Not sure what happened with Montreal.
Better luck tomorrow. 11 games left... This is getting super fun, Eh?
October 20, 2010 ·
·
Florida Featherheads
to George Crocker
January
28, 2013
[A.K.] Thanks for the party invite, baby! The wine was delish!
You need to make a comeback to PEBA. I used to remember watch you play for the
Badgers. You were the best center fielder in the league. It was like, Orlando
Germán who?!
October 21, 2010 ·
George Crocker
January
28, 2013
Wow! Your welcome A.K. Tonight we faced another mind numbing
pitching performance. Tony Reyna, they tell me he was rookie of the year a few
seasons back twirled a gem, another 2-0 loss. We fall a game back of Montreal.
AAARRRRGGHHH... What can I do? Was 0-4 and 2 Ks.
October 22, 2010 ·
George Crocker
January
29, 2013
Caribs got it rolling once again. So did I, George Crocker. Lead
off dong shot in the third. RBI double in the 5th and we win 5-3. Must say, let
it be known, as I go, so does George Crocker. Bogota too. Georgiana has been
ill the past few days. Bummer.
George Crocker
January
29, 2013
Jerusalem in town next for three, and they're in last in their
division. That should help as Montreal lost. Tied again, Baby! 9 games left.
After the Stars, we head to Lima and then Cabo to close the season. Cabo Wabo!
Can't wait to get to Senor Frogs! Let me tell you, the Chickas in Cabo?
AWESOME!
George Crocker
January
30, 2013
(snort) That was easy. We
had the regulars out of the game by the 6th. I was 3-4 with a pair of runs and
ribbies. 14-2! Imagine that. The Royals lost at Paris so back in a flat tie
with 8 to play. Can you spell 'excitement'? I can! E-X-C-I-T-E-mint. Hey, George
Crocker wasn't the Burney Street Grade School Spelling Champ for nothin'!
N-O-T-H-I-N-G. See?
George Crocker
January
31, 2013
Hey all you Boys and Girls and Midnight Pals, guess what? Bogota
is OVER .500! WHOO HOOO!!! Wild and Crazy, eh? We took down the Stars 5-4 in a
dog fight of a game. Can you say Bean Ball? They tried to nail me three times,
but Me, George Crocker, is way to fast for that stuff. Take care of the ole
noggin's what I always say. Best of all, Paris topped Montreal - Caribs back on
top BABY!
October 23, 2010 ·
George Crocker
February
1, 2013
It's like a pandemonium here in Bogota as we trounce Jerusalem
8-0 and Montreal loses again giving us a two game lead with 6 to play! WOW! I
thought that first season in K-Zoo was hot! This is like Hell on Earth H-O-T,
HOT! Just wait for those playoffs - I, George Crocker, was a baseball God in
those 2007 playoffs for K-Zoo; Look it up!
George Crocker
February
2, 2013
Having breakfast with Georgiana in a quaint outdoor cafe before
flying off to Lima for three games, before heading to Cabo to close the season.
Haven't seen any groundhogs yet, but I'll keep looking. Set for a nice party
Appearance tomorrow after the game in Lima. Also when we get to Cabo. Boy,
these WBL boys really enjoy George Crocker, Party Animal at their fetes!
George Crocker
February
3, 2013
Five left, 2 up as we take down the Incas 4-2. What's that make
our magic number? 3? Hey, I got a C in geometry back in school! Rough night for
George Crocker: 3 K in 3 AB, but we've got a Big party tonight. I understand
the pad is pretty awesome. I hope they're like the rest of the parties I've
gone to - happy to get the bosses gifts!
George Crocker
February
3, 2013
What is it about these places down here? I ain't never seen any
places more totally rad than where we've been partying. The antiques in this
place go back to Spain - cause they speak Spanish here you know. Mighty nice
folks here. They offered Me, George Crocker, and Georgiana a room here for the
night. Good friends with the folks in Cabo; asked me to deliver a gift to them.
October 24, 2010 ·
George Crocker
February
4, 2013
What a night! Great party. Fantastic vino and camisole, that's
Spanish for food you know. Warm, comfy bed. They treated Me, George Crocker,
like a reina. That's King for all you Spainiophobics. Any way, chance tonight
to all but clinch it. Montreal is struggling and up in Oslo. Let's Go Caribs.
Yeah Baby!
George Crocker
February
4, 2013
Rare day game in the WBL today, which did not do us well. Like
we're a bunch of vampires or something, allergic to the sun. Lost 5-1 &
George Crocker had a horrific day: 0-4 with a K. Never really made solid
contact. Hey, That's all cool. Saving it for the Mahi Mahi when we get to Cabo
Wabo. Lose a game to Montreal, too, Up 1, 4 to play! I'm telling you, just wait
- we're going to explode in the playoffss!
George Crocker
February
4, 2013
Had a great late afternoon picnic at Miraflores beach. Miraflores,
that's lots of flowers in Spanish you know. Looking forward to the last home
game of the season and the last road trip. Cabo's such a fun place to be. I
remember going there before being drafted by K-Zoo, and George Crocker tore
that town up! Georgiana looks so hot in the setting sun here on the beach.
George Crocker
February
5, 2013
Well, that's just no good. I, George Crocker, says so. A
brutally ugly loss in extra's, 6-5 sends us to Cabo with a 80-79 record and a
game up. We better bring our 'A' game to Mexico. George Crocker intends to see
that that happens. Busy packing for the trip and planning to continue to Osaka
- our playoff opponent. Looking forward to a brew at the new Pub at Hyakujuu
George Crocker
February
5, 2013
Sitting on the tarmac; what the hell is a tarmac anyway? Just
texted the good news to Mark-o. When are we going to take off? Don't they know
that George Crocker needs to get to Cabo Wabo? Georgiana took a sleeping pill
and is sleeping like a babe; a sexy babe that is!
October 25, 2010 ·
George Crocker
February
5, 2013
George Crocker
updated his profile picture.
October 26, 2010 ·
George Crocker
February
9, 2013
Who dat think dey keep, Me, George Crocker down...
October 28, 2010 ·
George Crocker
February
11, 2013
Can't stay for long, but I, George Crocker, is still alive!
These people are Ca-Razy... Gotta fly...
October 30, 2010 ·
George Crocker
February
15, 2013
Ain't life grand? Chillin' on a roof top, here's the view. Man
you have no idea how much they love me in Mexico. My picture is like on every
wall! Not sure how I'm making it back to Aurora in time for the Season Opener -
I hear home opener is BAK on 4/12. I got two months. Long walk.
October 31, 2010 ·
George Crocker
February
17, 2013
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November 4, 2010 ·
George Crocker
February
21, 2013
Been just crusin' the beaches and bushes looking for food;
caught me a jack rabbit the other day. Met some cool hippie types who gave me
something they called 'Hay Hotee' - WHAT A TRIP. Any Who, cool cats kayaking,
so they gave me a bit of a lift... I'm a comin' Markie-Mark
November 5, 2010 ·
George Crocker
February
28, 2013
Dude... man the past week has been a total blur. Kayaking,
swimming, fishing, and that 'Hay Hootee'. Wow... Made it to Guerrero Negro.
They tell me I can hop a boat here. Spring Training is around the corner. Man I
miss that. So much fun, but after Bogota, teams will screaming for George
Crocker's services!
November 6, 2010 ·
George Crocker
March
1, 2013
Met this dude who's a fisherman who tells me he's a huge PEBA
fan. Chillin' on a burrito and a brew. Loves Duluth of all teams. Tells me he
can get me on a boat! I may be home before spring trainings over! WHOO HOOO!
November 7, 2010 ·
George Crocker
March
5, 2013
MAN... my ass hurts! Get me on a boat, indeed! We rode horse
back up to Puerto San Carlos, where I have to lie low for a few days. They
assure me that there will be No Problemo getting on a boat to the states.
They're not saying where, but do I care? HEY! That Rhymes! George Crocker, Poet
Master!
George Crocker
March
7, 2013
Well, that's it! Getting on the boat and heading on home! WHOO
HOOO! Weather is really sucky right now, but it's sunshine in my heart! USA,
here I, George Crocker, come!
November 9, 2010 ·
George Crocker
April
1, 2013
That was close. Freakin' Pirates! I don't know how we got out of
that mess, but I just 'bout peed my pants... Actually, maybe I did! Any Whose
It, these guys meant business, and if they knew I, George Crocker, was on the
boat, I might be... gone! They took something from the boat, but who knows
what.
George Crocker
April
1, 2013
Finally pulled myself out of my apartment here on the boat to
look around. I don't know why it's taking so long to get to Frisco, but as I
look about I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore, Toto! Mexico or Cali either!
Where in the world am I? I've got a bad feeling about this...
November 10, 2010 ·
George Crocker
April
3, 2013
Well Gollllll-lee, if I didn't know better I'd say I was in Tie
Land. How in the world did that happen? Nah... Maybe I'm just dreaming. I has
this dream once were I, George Crocker, was in this exotic space ship, and we
landed in some place like India, you know, where that big white building is?
That's it. This is just a dream!
George Crocker
April
5, 2013
I think I've been trickstered. These dudes, they kept chanting,
"USA", "USA" and all this time I, George Crocker, thought
they were taking me to the US, but now I see they didn't take me home, they
took me to Japan! What's that all about? I mean, George Crocker don't speak
Japanish. I don't even like Japanushi!
November 20, 2010 ·
George Crocker
April
6, 2013
Going to the Naha Shisha Sa Sha Ha opener with Lupin today.
Looking forward to calling Marky-Mark today for a little 'Crock of Gunt'
action. I sure do miss that show! We always have such fun. Anyway, LRS Fever -
Catch It!